The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 15, 2017
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Caption: Rejected T. V. shows from the '80s Bird brushing teeth: I can feel the fluoristan working. Bird facing him: We don't have teeth. Caption: Falcon Crest. Little crushed animal: Ow. Ow. Ow. Caption: Little house on the prairie dog. Blue and orange tie: Alex, we wear Windsors in this family. Bow tie: I'm different from you. Caption: Family ties. Voice out of frame: Coming to bed, dear? Man at desk: Still writing the Declaration of Independence. Caption: The Jeffersons Bald man: I know it tastes good, but you can't only eat bacon. Woman: I like sausage too. Caption: Pork and mindy.
Early appeal to the gay audience: The Man from A.U.N.T.I.E.