The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 03, 2017

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    Farside99  over 7 years ago

    Well, if you hit them with pepper spray, they’ll sneeze. That will cause them to uncoil and sprain the heck out of their entire body. It’s non-lethal, but it takes weeks to recover from it, and it’s funny as heck to watch.

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    Superfrog  over 7 years ago

    Maybe you could use an a salt rifle.

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    SunflowerGirl100  over 7 years ago

    Just slug them.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 7 years ago

    Even more threatening, the garlic butter spray.

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    jk123  over 7 years ago

    this guy is really molluscious

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    jreckard  over 7 years ago

    Salt spray. Hmm. That would make the escar go!

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    J Short  over 7 years ago

    He needs salt to stop an assault.

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    J Short  over 7 years ago

    Pepper to be a-salted.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 7 years ago

    They argued and then decided to shake on it.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  over 7 years ago

    Why would anyone need a pepper spray? Escargots, of course.

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    osceola  over 7 years ago

    A couple of .45 caliber slugs will do the job too.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 7 years ago

    You can get lots of salt spray on most ocean-going vessels.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 7 years ago

    Probably not a quick draw.

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    capydan  almost 4 years ago

    and where’s the battery

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