The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 17, 2017

Must have been a clown car. And I’m embarrassed how long it took me to figure that out.

I call this a fail. The clowns are still moving.

Thank God all of the cream pies and big noses softened the impact.

Don’t clown around in traffic…

Check for concussions … at least two of them, brothers, said they heard ringling in their ears.

Some Bozo was driving.

Shouldn’t it be the other way around, where some clown decides to pull across 3-4 lanes of traffic to get to their exit? Causes a major wreck, and keeps on going as though nothing happened.

By the way, it’s not an accident. It’s a wreck.

It was terrible. Clown white and seltzer all over the highway.

" Watch for cream pies blocking one lane of traffic!"

Traffic was a 3-ring circus?

Not to worry. The Keystone Kops are on the way. Should have this cleared up quickly.

Well, that’s a good start. Throw a few more clowns on the fire.

So the next time I hear a report like that on the radio, “clown car” will be the first thought that comes to mind.

Funny comments

What kind of wrecker will they send?

the 86th passenger helped the other 85, it was a nice jester.