The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 22, 2017

More like Seasonings’ Greets…

Did you notice that Pumpkin Spice wasn’t invited?

Blends are not welcome, I guess.

I was sorrel I had to leaf early.

it was kinda chili in their house… and there was no fine china…

but they used anise set of holiday pepper plates.

The food was dill-icious, and they kept it cumin.

They mint to curry favor with the local foodies, but I think everybody had a good thyme.

BTW, annatto sure about that, M2MM….

I saw Bells at the front door, and Mrs Dash was there, but of course, she had to run.

Susan, she was out of thyme.

Shouldn’t garlic proclaim, “Bam!”

Later, Paprika brought up some bogus a-Salt charge.

Should be SEASONINGS greetings

Well I wonder is Oregano will be pepper sprayed later and if Paprika will be fan of the salty language she be hearing.

This comic has it’s own background music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og7JS8mcp3c

Later, they later met up again at the “Meat and Greet”.

I’d try to offer some sage advice, but it probably wouldn’t cut the mustard, and it would nutmeg any difference; you’d all persist in your unsavory behavior. Anyway, I’m no tarragon of virtue myself, and oftentimes I’ve acted like a jerk (except when I chickened out).

Shouldn’t Cannabis be there? Then someone could say to him, “High! You look it!”

I always liked “Season’s Greetings.” Somehow I always associated the phrase with my mother’s stuffing which showed up around this festive time of year. I dislike people who denigrate the phrase now because of some cultural problems of their own making.

Looks like everyone is having a good time at the Allspice mixer.

Nobody invited Basil? Who’s Fawlty was that?