The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 14, 2018

Pulverizing Excessive Dimwits?

(please, somebody, you can do better than this!!!)

You know, the “Popeye Theme” is a whole song, not just the refrain you hear in the cartoons:

Oh, I’m Popeye the Sailor Man,

I’m Popeye the Sailor Man.

I’m strong to the finich

Cause I eats me spinach.

I’m Popeye the Sailor Man.

I’m one tough Gazookus

Which hates all Palookas

Wot ain’t on the up and square.

I biffs ’em and buffs ’em

And always out roughs ’em

But none of ’em gets nowhere.

If anyone dares to risk my “Fisk”,

It’s “Boff” an’ it’s “Wham” un’erstan’?

So keep “Good Be-hav-or”

That’s your one life saver

With Popeye the Sailor Man.

I’m Popeye the Sailor Man,

I’m Popeye the Sailor Man.

I’m strong to the finich

Cause I eats me spinach.

I’m Popeye the Sailor Man.

source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/popeyelyrics.html

PEDs and spinach appear to go hand in glove.

Brutus’s legs got awful skinny.

I Yam What I Yam.