The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 17, 2018

I’ll bet it’s lined with gel, too.

He was probably shoehorned in there…

I see his arch enemy showed up.

I don’t miss him. He was a heel.

He’s going to be buried 2 feet under.

Well at least his feet don’t stink anymore…

He’s just dead on his feet.

His family and friends are devastated….

good thing he’s there to give them support.

What’s his casket number?

Walk a mile in his shoes. He’s gelling like a felon.

I feel like he’s floating on air.

I wonder what happened to his sole?

Talk about resting in eternal comfort!

RIP Dr. Scholl. God Bless his soles.

If he toes God’s line, his sole will be safe; if he walks the straight path, he will be eternally blessed and off pronation! Amen.