The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 15, 2018

The victim is toast.

That wouldn’t be the home of B.B.Wolfe now would it?

EEEEYYEAHHHHHHHHH!!! B)

The beat cop behind him is thinking In a pig’s eye!

But the brass put this case on the back burner.

Don’t egg him on.

Just as hammy as David Caruso.

Yes, but who is it? They’ll have to do some Jimmy DNA analysis.

Dead pan humor.

A tasty victim.

I need to take this back to the lab for tast… un, testing. That’s tight, Testing.

He was fried..

CSI: Bacon IN

Cue the glasses! Now play The Who. I can hear the song in my head.

Subsequent investigations showed he was 3 degrees separated from Kevin.

Not sure that the Fraternal Order of Police will like being portrayed as pigs.

My Hammy…Classic!

Of course, the Big Bad Wolf did it.

The case will eventually lead to a criminal gang operation out of a chop house.

They looked for his phone records but all he had was a burner phone.

It’s the work of the Breakfast gang. One’s a cereal killer, one’s got his head all scrambled, and one got caught – they gave ‘em the juice. There’s more out there but two of ‘em are toast cuz they’ll talk if ya butter ‘em up. We thought it was the Kippers gang but we found something was fishy there after we talked to their Aunt Chovie – it was just a red herring. We thought we liked that guy Mr. Coffee for part of it too but there weren’t any grounds to charge him. The case was so weak we thought bitter of it and that tea’d me off. Just couldn’t bag him or his moll, Red Rose.

Isn’t Moon Over My Hammy at Denny’s?

Hard boiled…or rather, pan fried detective stories…