The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 19, 2018

Ho-ho-ho — now we know why the Green Giant is so JOLLY!

C’mon down to my state of California (or Colorado, or Washington, or Alaska, or Nevada or, oh my goddess, I can’t keep track of ’em all any more) where it is legal, we love green and we love veggies.

What I’d like to know is: if there’s a brush fire, does he become even more jolly or does he scream in pain?

Jolly Jane Giant

OK, then… I guess he’s gonna blow that joint.

Looks like he’s letting himself go to pot. He’s welcome in my state of Washington. It’s legal under state law and taxed. I personally have not smoked it in 40 years. I made an ash of myself then as it was too harsh on my lungs and I kept coughing it up through the bong an then stomping out the embers on the carpet. Oh well…..

i’d say it was the cop who was blunt

His a$$ is grass.

He will still be on Schedule 1, wherever he goes. Congress has not yet taken action.

Ho, ho, HO!

“Good things from the garden, garden in the valley”

Might explain why he is Jolly.

Smokey the Bear and Jolly Green are good friends now. Go figure.

This gives new meaning to going potty.

Cannibus ride take him someplace better?

Do what he says, Giant. You don’t want to end up in the can.

Ho Ho Ho

If you’re seeing a green giant covered in pot, you might have been smoking it yourself.

Smells much better than the broccoli smock.

You must be this high to smoke.

He couldn’t get Sally, went back to his valley, the cat was color blind.

The Kingsmen — Jolly Green Giant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q2lSGHO3cI

Reefer MadnessxD

Up in Smock.

The Jolly Green Pot Smocker…

Muchas grassy -ass!

Gotta stay jolly somehow.