The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 22, 2018

They never had kids either.

Nothing else will either. Hope they don’t want kids.

I guess signing each other “Live long and prosper” isn’t in their future either.

i guess we won’t be saying mattel tov

You heard about divorced Barbie? She comes with all of Ken’s stuff.

It was only for appearances, though. We don’t discuss Ken and GI Joe With Kung-Fu Grip. ;D

It’s just as well. They had plastic personalities anyhow.

The friendship bracelet was the best they could pull off.

Ken just wanted to drive her corvette.

Try plastic surgery.

I knew the relationship was doomed when she cried out “GI Joe” during an intimate moment with Ken…. (That’s the clean version)

He was just her boy toy anyway.

I remember ads for Wedding Barbie and Ken. It hadn’t occurred to me that the rings could present a problem.

Barbie had a hole between fingers for a earring like ring. Maybe take it to a jeweler, convert it into one?

And after Ken made this comment, with less effort than you’d think, Barbie was able to extend her middle finger…

Ken could never satisfy Barbie with nothing between his legs!