The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 06, 2019

This could really muddy up the water on the the ol’ “which came first, the chicken or the egg?” debate.

But you’ll just be a shell of your former self…

You will look eggactly like you did two years ago.

Amazing what you can do with a little plaster of Paris.

I’d advise the doctor to get his money up front. The patient is a flight risk until he returns to the nest.

he’ll have to shell out big bucks for that transformation

Be careful; it sounds like a fly by night operation.

Got to admit, his complexion will be smoother.

The Doc is going to egg her on!

I’ve heard of coming out of your shell, but going into it?

Talk about putting the genie back in the bottle…

Beware of that tweetment, the “Doctor” is a quack!

Doc is just a one chick pony.

Or does he have the photos backward. Which did come first?

So chic. This is egg-xactly what she’s been needing!

I’m scrambling for a response.Poached,again ;(

This isn’t gonna help it’s self-esteem much. It’s finally come out it’s shell and you want to put it back in?

Possible side effects of this procedure include scrambling, frying, poaching, and boiling.

The bluebird of egginess. What a yolk.

Gee, that’s like an adult human getting surgery to look like a fetus.

A variation of the ten year challenge.

Just the old shell game…

Results may vary…it’s not an eggs-act science.