The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 22, 2019

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    Dirty Dragon  about 5 years ago

    “Friend, if you can see your way clear…”

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    enigmamz  about 5 years ago

    Where can I get a Smashing Pumpkins mug?

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    iggyman  about 5 years ago

    Be the kindest cut of all!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Eye-yi-yi!

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    Aussie Down Under  about 5 years ago

    Old saying..“the eyes have it”

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    Aussie Down Under  about 5 years ago

    All is not lost. There’s always the pumpkin spice option.

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Awwww! Poor pumpkin…his last resort was to beg….so seedy and hollow….

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 5 years ago

    If he thinks he’ll get any help that way, he’s out of his gourd.

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    jel354  about 5 years ago

    Poor choice of mug to use. Someone might take those words to heart.

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    Point-dexter  about 5 years ago

    At which point does a pumpkin become a jack-o-lantern?

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 5 years ago

    How did the mouth and nose get there, but not the eyes?

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    I guess he couldn’t find the carving kit he had, and he was doing all right with the one he had, at least accuracy wise.

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    the lost wizard  about 5 years ago

    Needs to see the light.

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    xSigoff Premium Member about 5 years ago

    BRING FORTH THE PUMPKIN CANNONS! (you have to imagine the booming voice, you can only get so much out of text.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    What about money for a candle?

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    PO' DAWG  about 5 years ago

    Not to worry, a guy in a Cadillac picks him up at 4:00 and they go home to the suburbs.

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    Lablubber   about 5 years ago

    He’s just going to spend it at the local tavern getting pie eyed.

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    Do not wait for Congress! Sometimes we gotta do things for ourselves.

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    danketaz Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Try standing other end up and see if that helps.

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