The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 23, 2019

But he is good at bringing home the bacon … and the eyes of newts … and the toads.

Yeah, but when the full moon is done, it’s “hair today, goon tomorrow”.

One day, she will give him a “Silver Bullet” and it won’t be a Coors.

I thought he didn’t mind if it wasn’t a full moon night.

That’s what brooms are for.

My late Border Collie hated the vacuum but would attack the lawnmower and drag it sideways.

Witch, witch, witch, about him and the vacuum. That’s all she does. What does she think brooms are for?

Hmmm! If two witches were watching two watches, which witch was watching which watch?

At least he’s house broken.

Hey cool it. It’s HIS time of the month.

Chair-wolf?

The worst is when he rolls around in something smelly and then comes home…

The bigger issue is, is he house trained?

Somethings brewing here.

And don’t get her started about the shedding.

Witches Be Loco!

A man wolf more than a werewolf.

He can change whenever he wants so being that way to read the paper is unlikely.

Oh yea! You try listening to a screech owl during Days of Our Double double toil and trouble Fire burn and caldron bubble. And stop blaming Big Foot for the rumor about guys with big feet.

“And my big brother Billy never did

Come home no more…"

Cut him some slack. He and his boys just had another run-in with the Cullens!