The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 25, 2020

Groan.

Living in England, I suppose.

She was going to relocate to Florida, but didn’t like the Crocs.

And best of all, it doesn’t even smell.

She’s an empty-nester now!!

She couldn’t afford the Odor-Eater bills on her old place any more.

She’s still doing some sole searching.

she was trying to bring her mortgage expenses to heel…

That kind of house is for loafers.

OK if it doesn’t rain!

Lucky the children have left home as she can no longer provide a roof over their heads.

The new flat was as comfortable as an old shoe.

What! No basement? Not to mention NO ROOF!

aka, a granny flat

You can finance, no shoe string attached.

Looks more like a boat shoe, you ask me.

After all those children, she must be flat broke.

Better than flip flop.

Finally someone in sensible shoes.

A bit drafty in the winter though.

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, she didn’t know what to do. APPARENTLY !

Guess the orphanage lost it’s government support.

If the shoe fits – live in it.

I love this!!

And she cut her long golden locks and lived The Life of Riley thereafter.

Sensible woman. She’s not going for the well heeled lifestyle.

Now that’s a airy house.

Good one.

Hahahahahaha

Good ceiling height.

She must be an exhibitionist.

Did she get the boot from the other place?

If you’re well heeled, you can afford something a little higher.

I hear her doctor is Dr. Shoals!

She got one foot in the door and realized she loved the open foot print of the house…..

No strings attached.