“Sorry, we’re all out of Feta.”
“Any Norwegian Jarlsberger, per chance?”
“No.”
“Liptauer?”
“Lancashire?”
“White Stilton?”
“Danish Blue?”
“Double Gloucester?”
(pause) “No.”
“Sorry, we’re all out of Feta.”
“Any Norwegian Jarlsberger, per chance?”
“No.”
“Liptauer?”
“No.”
“Lancashire?”
“No.”
“White Stilton?”
“No.”
“Danish Blue?”
“No.”
“Double Gloucester?”
(pause) “No.”