The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 09, 2020

For other animals it was a close shave.

That must’ve been delivered by Uberphant, or Elyftphant.

“This feels so much different, it’s like I’m a different animal!”

“You don’t look naked like I expected!”

I thought bares came later!

they rubbed it in so they wouldn’t get rubbed out…

They saw the end coming because they used the iPhone app that makes you wise – iSage.

Did that package come from the Amazon?

Or from The Valley of Wal?

The end of the wooly era.

….and they aren’t sharing their secret either….

That stuff stinks to high heaven.

Thank God Amazon delivered back then.

Effervescent elephants.

Wait, there was climate change then?

You pervert! Now I look like a child, keep your liver spotted trunk off of me.

Wow! Like 60’s rockers look nowadays.

Shave Lady?Don’t do it.Cream hair away,the beautiful way with Neet.

Gimmee a bod with Nair, bald, beautiful Nair…

Brazilian mammoths?

took 10000-15000 years but yes…we went from Ice Age to now type weather…did NOT happen in 200 years like this is

Well it was gettin’ kinda warm. Didn’t need the wool coats anymore.

Yes there has always been climate change. Check out how many ice ages we know about.. I remember back in school in the 70s that we are coming out of the last one..

Tragically they were wiped out anyway by razor burn.

Well, extinction helped, with the aid of humans.