The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 20, 2020

What’re they supposed to be?

I don’t need my pizza to be that hot.

Pretty crusty pizzas!

well, don’t this just top all – hope it don’t mushroom out of control…

That’s some saucy talk from you, Marco!

I made a ham and pineapple pizza recently. It wasn’t bad. It wasn’t really good either. I made another later and added pepperoni. That was a little better.

Shut yer pie hole! (I can’t believe I’m the first to comment that…)

Is this the Dominos Effect?

Should said “You want a pizza me” or that to obvious?

This gives a whole new meaning to topping one another….

I cannot believe either (any?) of those chains could get a foothold in the New York City area.

That’s some pretty hot pepperoni!

“I’ll round your table!” (What’s that mean? I dunno but it sounds threatening!)

My friends make fun of my pineapple topping pizza choice. Now i do it just to piss them off.

If I close my eyes, click my heels three times, I see warm chocolate chip cookies.

“Oh Yeah! Your mother smells like anchovies.”

You need to be a little more thick crusted. Don’t let people get under your toppings.

You’re gonna sleep with the anchovies.

New York Style?

Pizzas: Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ’em!

This is EXACTLY why so much research is being done self-driving pizzas. :)

Pepperyoni Pizza.

For those of us who can no longer eat pizza because of stomach issues, this is our worst nightmare.

Forget the two puns (clever), I love the ultimate insult about pineapple on a pizza! An abomination of the food world, to be sure!

Watch out or the authorities might “Caesar” the offending vehicles.

A slice of life cartoon.

He keeps yelling like that and he’s likely to suffer a caesar.

They’d better be careful. There’s not mushroom for fighting, in the street. It does take a lot of crust to think about it, though.

“your mother wears pineapple!” No worse insult!

Last pizza I had in NY was $40 for a personal pizza. I thought it was kind if steep, but my gosh, that pizza was awesome. I would have never have believed I would pay $40 for a personal pizza, but circumstances didn’t really give me much of a choice. I skipped two Airline meals on my way back from Moscow – and the flight attendants decided to skip dinner because of CoVid-19 concerns – this was before they locked down NY City April timeframe.