The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 27, 2021

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    Trilobyte Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    She found him visually ap-pealing.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Goodbye, Mister Chips.

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    ronaldspence  almost 4 years ago

    I would be fried too if some half baked (ida)ho was trying to mash with my spouse.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “Hey! You’re always telling me to keep my eyes peeled for pedestrians!”

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    whahoppened  almost 4 years ago

    Ya think she’s snubbed out all his other eyes?

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    Digital Frog  almost 4 years ago

    She’s definitely no sweet potato

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    gopher gofer  almost 4 years ago

    when he saw her he was all eyes…

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    iggyman  almost 4 years ago

    Sex a-peel!

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    WilliamWilliam  almost 4 years ago

    She was just a chippy looking for a dip to take advantage of, but he got bagged by his sweet tater.

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    Queen of America  almost 4 years ago

    He’s right. It’s the only part of a baked potato that I eat. I carefully peel the skin off and leave the naked tater.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Please, Mrs. Tater…

    Don’t make a mountain out of a hill of potatoes.

    He doesn’t really have wandering eyes.

     

    He isn’t dead, so sure, he may notice de vine looks…

    even some of those fresh You tubers…

    but his roots are firmly planted with you and the Tater Tots®.

    Hope you won’t dig up trouble.

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    joe piglet Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    He wanted to see the junk in her trunk.

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    cdnalor  almost 4 years ago

    At least he’s not a masher.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Well… this went pear shaped quickly.

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    santa72404  almost 4 years ago

    If he’s a Potato Peeler does that also make him a Potato Masher too hmm?

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    nosirrom  almost 4 years ago

    He has so many eyes that he could still keep two eyes on the road and be a safe driver.

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    uniquename  almost 4 years ago

    She was potato skins with everything.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 4 years ago

    The she stared at him, tot lipped.

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    Mentor397  almost 4 years ago

    ♪ Potato skins got baked potato appeal, ‘cause they’re made with potatoes and skins that are real! ♫

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    mistercatworks  almost 4 years ago

    Julienne?

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    Lightpainter  almost 4 years ago

    Mrs Potato!!!! Are you suggesting you want your husband to peel your skin off?!!!! You SICKO!!!!

    That is like a human wanting to be skinned.

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    Lablubber   almost 4 years ago

    Now now. let’s not get ruffled.

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    Lablubber   almost 4 years ago

    Actually, the idea that the skins are the best part is a cooking myth. An ounce of skins have more nutrients than an ounce of the flesh. But not by much. You’d have to eat an amount of skins almost equal to the whole potato to beat it out.

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    The root of their problem isn’t his wandering eyes. He got mashed one night and things have been au gratin since then. A little suspicion causes a tiff, a latkes ’s a divorce.

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    zeexenon  almost 4 years ago

    Yep, the insides are bad for diabetics.

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