The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 01, 2021

Do people outside of Oklahoma and Texas know what Braum’s is?

Basket Robins scored 31!

He scooped up the ball and then dunks it. Soda Fountain Boy strikes again!

Sprinkles on the side?

I mostly don’t get this one.

Chocolate’s ALWAYS best!

The ref’s about to call him on a double dribble.

???

NO.

No idea. Probably in Kansas, but definitely not in Nebraska

Before the internet, this might have provoked a disinterested obscenity. Now it gives you something to do. (If you don’t have anything else to do).

I can’t stand Lebron, but I love ice cream. I am so conflicted right now.

Should be LeBraun Jimmies.

Where’s the ’Made in China" label?

OKAY - somebody explain please ( don’t wanna google anything- your answers are more interesting, complete and usually funny)

I thought it was funny just looking at the nigger cone.

if he were a donut he would be the Dunk King

No basket, the ref got him for Traveling. (and leaving dribbles on the floor),

The team still lost due to cold shooting.

The BEST burgers, shakes, and limeade, 100 flavors of ice cream. My sister from Montana comes down and takes a cooler full of Braum’s onion dip back home every year!

We got creamed.

Regional dairy chain based in Oklahoma. Sort of like Wawa in the Philly area, Cumberland Farms in South Jersey, Dairy Mart in New England, Alta Dena in California and so forth.

I’m disturbed at the sight of ice cream with a beard. Funny how the eyes didn’t disturb me first.

Mmm, mmm! A double scoop hot fudge sundae please!

I never heard of Braum’s. Then again with chains, I have seen 1 Waffle House, 2 chick-fil-As, and never saw an In-and-out or Carl’s Jr.

I actually thought of Chamberlain – they called him Big Dipper

Braums has the freshes milk! It stays good for weeks. their ice cream is the bomb!