The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 05, 2021

Hey, sign me up!!!

That’s not kosher.

July is National Sarcoma Awareness Month, this mock fundraiser gave me the chance to make you all aware. Blessings!

No ribbons. No trophies. No cash prizes.

Getting there to eat is it’s own reward.

Vaya con Carne = Go with Meat.

Hot dog eating champ, BROKE his record AGAIN, yesterday.

Sssssssmokin’!

Waits for meeee!

Joey Chestnut ate 76 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes, can you imagine?

Sodium overload!

Finally, something worth running for.

Sounds like an episode of “The Office”.

Some of the races that I was in served beer at the finish.

I’m almost positive he had to barf them up…looks like he didn’t even chew….ew

Let me know when the is a race for the curd.

Race for the cure..of hunger..

Where are the defibrillator and dialysis machines?

Is running with a fork less dangerous than running with scissors?

now THAT’S motivation!

What about lunch meats?

What is uncured meat? Meat from sick animals???

The sanctioned gluttony of the hot dog eating contest is a yearly reminder of why so many Americans are overweight.

now THAT"S a track meat

If the race doesn’t kill you, the finish line will. Upside, you’ll save money on embalming fluid and you’ll look as good (?) as a mummy in a thousand years.

That is how you win the race!

Who is the fourth runner?

There was a pepperoni rally before the race.

They should be breathing and sweating much harder!

Where’s the rest of the contestants … they must have taken the wrong fork.

I just found a new favorite marathon! Replaces my former favorite: The marathon on the Donut Trail.

That last guy doesn’t need any of it.

If the race was a swim race to the Finnish line, they could do Lapps.

You shouldn’t run with with scissors, but I guess running with a fork is okay.