The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 16, 2021

I have a deep seated revulsion for this song.

David Bow-wowie

This cur is the cat’s pajamas! (Fess up! Do you remember that phrase?)

What’s new pussycat?

This was the one act that didn’t make the cut on the all “Feelings” episode of… The Gong Show!

Doggy Carmichael.

Mr. Potato Head " “Peelings, nothing more than peelings”!

“Tommy, canine hear me?”

Puuuuurfect!

Squirrel!!!!

>Hissss!<

“Hey, Bulldog!”

He ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog.

It didn’t take long before you couldn’t hear him over the catcalls.

He should have a few cat scratch scars to make it authentic.

" … Trying to forget those felines that I hate."

Barky Mange-ilow? Burt Barkarach? Michael Bow-ble?

“Do Free Bird!”

Must be the dog from Bliss.

I would have made the lyrics:

♪♫ Felines. Bow-wow-wow Felines. Nothing more than felines… ♫♪

I’m tempted to sing, ‘My Squirrel, My Squirrel, talkin’ ‘bout My Squirrel.’.

“Trying to furget my feelings of sadness..woof.”

A bunch of song references I don’t recognize. I’ve heard of David Bowie and Barry Manilow, but I’ve never heard either sing. Some cartoons just go over my head.

Who let the dogs out?

I have a feeling that he was barked off the stage…

Surprised they’re not throwing tomato’s and rotten eggs at him for that song!

Just a moment folks … you in the back, stop howling.

Tony Basset Hound

I’ve heard it as “Felix.”

The singer misses all the high notes. Flea while you still can…

Somewhere Morris Albert is laughing. Or crying. Or both.