The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 23, 2021

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    onespiceybbw  about 3 years ago

    Usually armadillos are waving their little feet up in the air.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  about 3 years ago

    I’ve heard that armadillo armor is bulletproof…but obviously not Buick-proof

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 3 years ago

    At least they aren’t eating fast food.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I’d like a pet armadillo. I’d train him to roll into a ball, carry him in a golf bag and name him “Brunswick”…

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    Ew

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    e.groves  about 3 years ago

    I’ve never seen a live armadillo.

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    gopher gofer  about 3 years ago

    they created slow food with me in mind…

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    namleht  about 3 years ago

    On the road again….

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    Doug K  about 3 years ago

    They seem to have no problem eating on the road. [or off the road, beside the road, in the ditch, from a car grill – wherever roadkill is found.]

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    Darryl Heine  about 3 years ago

    Why did the armadillo cross the road anyway?

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    uniquename  about 3 years ago

    Is he implying that there’s a fast armadillo?

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    Lablubber   about 3 years ago

    But you could have had one killed by a V8.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Serious comment of the day: I’ve read that the reason so many die on the road is that their instinct is to jump up when an oncoming cars approaches, instead of jumping to the side. (We now return you to funny comments)

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    zeexenon  about 3 years ago

    Excuse me, sir’s, please use these napkins and wet-wipes.

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    crazeekatlady  about 3 years ago

    Poor Armadillo. Why did the vulture get on the plane with two dead raccoons under his wings? Because he was told he could bring two carrion.

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    Iguanaboy  about 3 years ago

    As a participant of a myriad of cross country trips, I can definitely attest to how hard it is to eat healthy on the road(whether stopping for lunch or camping)

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