The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 24, 2021

That’s not what scared straight means.

Scared so bad he got the shakes.

That’s the last straw.

Scared straight.

That guy is a regular cup o’ joke.

Actually I was just noticing your svelte figure.

Let’s get one thing straight, you did NOT scare me!

Why does “Aqua Teen Hunger Force” com to mind?

No, he’s just glad to see you.

Crazy straw!!

Scarred for life.

I ordered water, not lemonade.

so you can remove the craziness with a big scare..

It was the googly eyes that did it.

That other one sure is twisted.

It certainly could have caused a leak, too!

The adventures of Han Solo Cup.

groannnn

Could be an entire series of these, in prison, on “urban” street corners, classrooms. D.A.R.E. Drinks Always overReact to Everything