Sadly, it’s not AntMan.
Queen Mother of all termites
Nuke it from Orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
The bad news is he is big as a Buick.
Exterminator: “…and the BAD news is that it’s—AIIEEEEE!”
Mr. Dorfman: “Sorry, I’m not familiar with the AIIEEEE species of termite… hello…?”
The other bad news? I’m outta here! You’re on your own!
The bad news is she’s pregnant.
“You don’t want to know, Mr. Dorfman, and let’s get outta here "!
“We’re gonna need a lemon the size of a Volvo to eat this one!” – MST3K
I couldn’t care less about the termites – but your “Tarantula” worries me an itsy bitsy
I seem to remember a Porky Pig cartoon with one French lumberjack termite. He did a lot of damage. I just don’t know where all the sawdust went.
“We’re gonna need a bigger bug bomb to kill it with”
“We’re gonna need a bigger bag to put it in”
The bad news is that I’m going to need a little more poison…
And the Bad news? ……
Flounder from Animal House?
But don’t worry. I have a giant straight pin.
The bad thing is the spray only makes him grow along with his appetite!
Reminds me of Arachnaphobia.
If that’s a worker termite, I don’t want to know what the queen looks like!
We had some when we had a double-wide, years ago. I could actually hear them CHEWING! Freaked me right out!
this is called “spin”
Your going to need Christopher Walken.
Yeah, one HUNGRY termite!!!
Doesn’t matter how small or how many, they all seem that big to me. Where I live there are only two kinds of houses: those that have had termites or those that will get them.
It cleaned up its poop for this picture. Is it true they poop toothpicks?
You don’t have a spray can large enough, pal!
Subterranean Termites are blind. No eyes. Perhaps this one is a Formosan Termite.
Good China. Does anyone have a Bad China? Okay, Asia, sure…
Are those a giant basketball, football, and hockey stick – or is the exterminator very, very small??
Now, hand me my dangerous game rifle, so I can exterminate it.
So, that’s where the ant from Ant-Man got to! :)
marilynnbyerly almost 3 years ago
Sadly, it’s not AntMan.
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
Queen Mother of all termites
Superfrog almost 3 years ago
Nuke it from Orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
kingdiamond69 almost 3 years ago
The bad news is he is big as a Buick.
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. almost 3 years ago
Exterminator: “…and the BAD news is that it’s—AIIEEEEE!”
Mr. Dorfman: “Sorry, I’m not familiar with the AIIEEEE species of termite… hello…?”
Bilan almost 3 years ago
The other bad news? I’m outta here! You’re on your own!
Jayalexander almost 3 years ago
The bad news is she’s pregnant.
iggyman almost 3 years ago
“You don’t want to know, Mr. Dorfman, and let’s get outta here "!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“We’re gonna need a lemon the size of a Volvo to eat this one!” – MST3K
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 3 years ago
I couldn’t care less about the termites – but your “Tarantula” worries me an itsy bitsy
Meg: Cute as a Raccoon almost 3 years ago
I seem to remember a Porky Pig cartoon with one French lumberjack termite. He did a lot of damage. I just don’t know where all the sawdust went.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
“We’re gonna need a bigger bug bomb to kill it with”
“We’re gonna need a bigger bag to put it in”
uniquename almost 3 years ago
The bad news is that I’m going to need a little more poison…
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
And the Bad news? ……
[Traveler] Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Flounder from Animal House?
nosirrom almost 3 years ago
But don’t worry. I have a giant straight pin.
ncdrifter almost 3 years ago
The bad thing is the spray only makes him grow along with his appetite!
Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Reminds me of Arachnaphobia.
Nuliajuk almost 3 years ago
If that’s a worker termite, I don’t want to know what the queen looks like!
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom almost 3 years ago
We had some when we had a double-wide, years ago. I could actually hear them CHEWING! Freaked me right out!
KEA almost 3 years ago
this is called “spin”
Lablubber almost 3 years ago
Your going to need Christopher Walken.
paranormal almost 3 years ago
Yeah, one HUNGRY termite!!!
CeceliaWD Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Doesn’t matter how small or how many, they all seem that big to me. Where I live there are only two kinds of houses: those that have had termites or those that will get them.
zeexenon almost 3 years ago
It cleaned up its poop for this picture. Is it true they poop toothpicks?
tinstar almost 3 years ago
You don’t have a spray can large enough, pal!
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 3 years ago
Subterranean Termites are blind. No eyes. Perhaps this one is a Formosan Termite.
Obi-Haiv almost 3 years ago
Good China. Does anyone have a Bad China? Okay, Asia, sure…
TheWildSow almost 3 years ago
Are those a giant basketball, football, and hockey stick – or is the exterminator very, very small??
Ukko wilko almost 3 years ago
Now, hand me my dangerous game rifle, so I can exterminate it.
Widdershins almost 3 years ago
So, that’s where the ant from Ant-Man got to! :)