The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 24, 2021

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    ronaldspence  almost 3 years ago

    he can always get a job in the fridge absorbing odors!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Scouring powder, here I come!

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 3 years ago

    A happy ending, turns out Arnie went on to med school and became Dr. Pepper.

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    SWCarter  almost 3 years ago

    That must be the baking soda I use.

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    iggyman  almost 3 years ago

    He thought baking soda is what you do by putting cans of Coca-Cola in the oven!

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    Jayalexander  almost 3 years ago

    Half-baked is more like it. Speaking of baked, has anyone seen the bong.

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    engineer925  almost 3 years ago

    But he’ll be great at his job in the refrigerator watching the salad dressing!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    He’ll be looked down upon as a soda jerk.

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    jk123  almost 3 years ago

    guess he will be leavening home now

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    gopher gofer  almost 3 years ago

    what d’ya expect from a soda cracker…?

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I guess he’s gonna take a powder…

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    f_murphy  almost 3 years ago

    He could be the lava in a tabletop volcano

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    khmo  almost 3 years ago

    He needs a little vinegar in his life !

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    He should be able to raise those grades.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    I’m sure he’ll rise to another occasion.

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    hvanderw647  almost 3 years ago

    Now he can become a Soda Jerk (go look it up )

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    The egg beat his marks, the milk creamed him also.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 3 years ago

    So… baking powder

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    Lablubber   almost 3 years ago

    Then he came out as bicarb.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 3 years ago

    With current supply shortages, Crest toothpaste should still hire you.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 3 years ago

    I feel like I’m missing something here.

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    schaefer jim  almost 3 years ago

    Sick jokes, what about Arnie feelings.

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    Bilan  almost 3 years ago

    No wonder he flunked. He has neither arm or hammer.

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    SavannahJim Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    He flunked because he is so… base-ic.

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    SavannahJim Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Not all of the culinary arts involve baking. If he failed everything it’s probably because he was experimenting with Acids…

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