The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 30, 2022

The Green Cornet – He blows reveille on his horn to wake the other super-heroes.

Spy Doorman – he snoops on all the tenants in the building.

One-hit-wonder Woman looks like a guy.

Alanah Myles had more than one hit. Unfortunately, she wasn’t a hit with DJ’s when she treated them like crap.

There is the apple loving“Ciderman”, the is the moody “Incredible Sulk” and the permanently pressed, “No Iron Man”

Then there’s the pawn shop superhero – Hock Man.

There’s always the superhero of faded denim — Grey Jeans.

“Oh look…” Spy the man.

Panels for “The Flash” and “Red Lantern” were deleted by the censors.

Don’t forget the hero who makes lace for people: Tat Man.

then there’s the mopey superhero – the incredible sulk…

My dad was just like dadpool

Heroes who protect old Fords: Guardians of the Galaxy

My Dad used to say that too.

Like Klinger, Auntman got out of the war (wait a minute, there will be another one) with that outfit.

I ordered a “small black coffee” at Starbucks and they didn’t know what to do.

AuntMan…too funny!

Cotton Bat Man and Bobbin – Sewing up crime

Supra should have been depicted as a sports car, other ways this was very good.

Captain is a robusta young fellow.

Last panel is the gene pool for the future…

The less-remembered formed the Just-us League of America.

Panel 1: An “Americano” isn’t “plain black coffee”; it’s 1/2 espresso & 1/2 water.

In other words, you take the lowest-caffeine version of coffee this side of actual de-caf, and then dilute it to half of that – at the same time diluting the wonderful flavor, which is why we drink it in the first place.

But then, he’s in Starbuck’s, so he obviously doesn’t care about coffee in the first place.

I love these great comment generators!

“Dadpool.” Someone I strive to emulate every day.

LOLing @ “Dadpool”

Actually, Toyota Supras get lousy gas mileage.

Captain Amenia, never has the energy to do anything.

The Martian Manspreader…

“Black Velvet” was said to be about Elvis. That was a good song.

OOOh, great idea for a What If…? comic — Deadpool is cursed and can’t use foul language, everything comes out as “dad jokes”!