The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 25, 2022

wear thicker gloves Doc!!!

He’s a silver-tongued devil.

I’ve seen what else you’ve been to you perve!

“Keep searching for a heart of gold, and I’m growing old”! (Neil Young)

this is very touching

No one ever talks about his son That started up a muffler shop

She’s worth her weight in gold, I imagine!

Shouldn’t that door be gold now?

I know people who have the Sadim touch. That’s Midas spelled backwards. Everything they touch turns to sh#t.

“He’s not the man to hold your trust.

Everything he touches turns to dust

In his hands…"

—Clarke, Hicks, and Nash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWh0DOAfc7A

A touch, I do confess.

The good news is, we can now sell off one of her kidneys and that will cover all the medical bills!

Last week, I made a golem, but it’s not so good, I fear.

Without the best materials, I gave it a tin ear,

A glass jaw, and some feet of clay. I sought a heart of gold;

Instead, it has a heart of stone. No wonder it’s so cold.

I can’t afford a silver tongue to give it more appeal.

At this point, I’m just saving up to buy some buns of steel.

I shouldn’t have mentioned dead baby jokes in a previous comment!

It’s all fun and games until he has to pee