The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 18, 2022

Why not accept the “too much” offer?

As Steve Miller would say, take the money and run.

There’s a poor rich / porridge joke there somewhere but my attempts failed.

That agent has hairy legs!!

Suddenly it’s a bear market for real eśtate

There’s a thing as too much?

So many people have left this godforsaken State, there’s no left to sell to. Nobody gets too much heaven no more. Actually, that’s not true where I live. It’s that last tiny spot where homes are only half a million dollars and we only have 12 murders a year so people from LA and Frisco are buying up anything that they can find.

Do any of the offers not include eating Goldilocks?

It’s a 3 Bed and Breakfast!

Yeah, who’d buy a house with such piss-poor security….

No one ever really listens….

How could an offer be too much?

what will the buyer bear…?

“Somebody’s been staying in my house!”

Buyers? Must be from Alabama…

Wouldn’t be the first time someone sold a house that did not belong to them.

I had two friends rent a house from someone who did not own it. They moved in one day and were evicted the next.

Is ‘buyers’ pronounced with a Southern accent to make it sounds more like “bears”?

Good comic but no seller would ever thing an offer is “too much”.

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Sell it anyway. You’re already in trouble. Take the money and run.

Sell it now!!!!

Offer a discount for cash on the barrelhead and barrel outta there!

Seems to me, I remember back when the housing bubble burst, There was (at least one) con man who sold houses he didn’t own, to multiple people, who then showed up at “their new houses” and learned of the scam.

Location! Location! Location!

Well then, take down the sign … easy-peasy.

Can’t recall which comedian said, " Sold my house yesterday. Got a good price for it, too. Landlord’s not too happy about, though."

Yippee! I get to be the first one to point out that it’s a bear market.

Didn’t know the three bears wanted to sell their house?

Ow! Ow! Ow! My brain!