The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 31, 2022

Q: What do you give a cannibal that shows up late for dinner?

A: A cold shoulder.

The propeller beanie was invented in 1947. What are the pilgrims doing there?

What a cliche.

At least he’s also using the soap in the box to keep his shirt nice and white.

Face the Villiage Idiom with a Simile!

He can do that until the cows come home.

“One hand washes the other, but de feet is not an option” Mixed metaphors for the criminally insane.

Pre-Waldo days…

good thing it wasn’t a dark and stormy night…

Your Village called; your idom is missing.

I can think of a current platitude that applies.

At least he’s not malaprop man

I think we’ve just found Waldo.

We take thee with a grain of salt.

They’ll be back. What goes around comes around.

He looks a little like Waldo…

Well, he surely is the early bird.

When at first you don’t succeed… Shut up!