The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 20, 2022

he is a real hit in Australia!

He’s walking a thin line with his finances.

I’d pay more to see THIS act!

The Human Fly had a great circus act, until he let success go to his head. He neglected his strict diet plan, and gained weight above the capacity of his special Velcro shoes to hold. To the horror of the audience, one night after a particularly heavy meal he fell hard as if the ground had reached up to swat him. At least that’s the buzz.

This would be a good time to review your net worth…

Suddenly Stans toes began to cramp up.

Crime fighting didn’t suit him.

It’s amazing! … how he can draw such interest with a negative balance.

Nows not the time !

Wire a transfer from my retirement account

His whole life is upside-down.

And yet – he is performing with no net?

When Yin and Yang aren’t around, you sometimes have to apply Yan and Ying. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yan_Ying

Just watch the government try to tax that.

In an act like that, you have to factor in depreciation.

No wonder he has a negative balance. He’s kiting his checks.