After all these frenetic years of chasing around, Mario finally sought drug abuse intervention. A sympathetic physician finally earned his trust. Mario admitted to using multiple drugs that by themselves or in combination with others are extremely dangerous, including: Morning Glory seeds, peyote, jimson weed, banana-peels, and also magic mushrooms. He was misled into thinking that such “natural” substances were not dangerous.
Mario is now in rehab, turning himself in for voluntary treatment. He currently has a lawsuit against the game company that he claims cynically used him to make ginormous profits. His Princess Peach obsession required intense psychiatric treatment at the famed Dr. Freidegg Institute.
Mario wants his story known publicly. Dr. Aloysius Lipschitz, in collaboration with journalist Ivan Heidensieker, has submitted a case study concerning Mario for future publication in the Journal of Eurytopic Research & Kinetic Studies.
Ratkin almost 2 years ago
Are we supposed to recognize the patient?
pearlsbs almost 2 years ago
Stupor Mario.
ronaldspence almost 2 years ago
i wonder if Luigi has the same problem…
Jayalexander almost 2 years ago
I’m going to prescribe something to get you out of this rut. See Alice in pharmacy.
TStyle78 almost 2 years ago
Are they magic mushrooms?
PraiseofFolly almost 2 years ago
After all these frenetic years of chasing around, Mario finally sought drug abuse intervention. A sympathetic physician finally earned his trust. Mario admitted to using multiple drugs that by themselves or in combination with others are extremely dangerous, including: Morning Glory seeds, peyote, jimson weed, banana-peels, and also magic mushrooms. He was misled into thinking that such “natural” substances were not dangerous.
Mario is now in rehab, turning himself in for voluntary treatment. He currently has a lawsuit against the game company that he claims cynically used him to make ginormous profits. His Princess Peach obsession required intense psychiatric treatment at the famed Dr. Freidegg Institute.
Mario wants his story known publicly. Dr. Aloysius Lipschitz, in collaboration with journalist Ivan Heidensieker, has submitted a case study concerning Mario for future publication in the Journal of Eurytopic Research & Kinetic Studies.
/p
enigmamz almost 2 years ago
Seems like they do double his size, though.
iggyman almost 2 years ago
I can still hear the music from the first games!
backyardcowboy almost 2 years ago
“But Doc!! They’re performance enhancing mushrooms. Just ask Princess Rosalina. "
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Mario….
jango almost 2 years ago
Try micro-dosing
uniquename almost 2 years ago
If they made me stronger or faster, I’d consider eating mushrooms. Maybe I’ll just stick to spinach.
paranormal almost 2 years ago
You got that from your Fathers side when one of his ancestors was poisoned with mushrooms…
Stephen Gilberg almost 2 years ago
But fireball throwing isn’t supposed to come from mushrooms, only flowers.
Lablubber almost 2 years ago
Game over man!
Bilan almost 2 years ago
Italians aren’t used to eating mushrooms that aren’t on pizzas or in pasta.
zeexenon almost 2 years ago
That’s the whole point, I’m told.
Realimaginary1 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
If you plan to try Prevagen, you might not want to take it right now!