The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 02, 2022

it left quite an “impression” on him!

She can always have him framed, instead!!

Does it still need to be six feet under?

The coffin should be wider. Maybe they folded him a few times so he wouldn’t take up more than one grave.

Is his name Matt? If not, it should be.

Probably got a good price for the coffin.

today’s strip fell a little flat

But the service was flattering.

Steamrollers go at about 3 MPH. How did he miss it?

The plot’s a bit thin.

Collateral damage from the wheels of progress

They say you never hear the bullet that gets you, but a steamroller? Slow and bloody noisy, nobody could miss…oh, wait, Wiley Coyote.

Squish you were here.

The last time a steamroller went anywhere was to a museum, along with a steam shovel.

And ironically his favorite food was thin-crust pizza from Rhodes Pizzeria, that catered the dinner afterward.

TikTok challenge.

Rollers haven’t been steam powered for over 100 years, yet we still call them that.

A new meaning to getting steamrolled! He flat-lined almost instantly.

The old joke when Batman and Robin and the Joker got them with a steam roller, now they are Flatman and Ribbon!

When did Death switch from a Scythe to a Steamroller?

They can bury him in a map case.

Matt was never fat, he just was flat, especially after that. DRAT!

Was the driver shouting “Revenge!!!” ?

He had never been put under so much pressure ever before.

Cartoon Steamrollers are very very quiet, and can sneak up on you. Thus the Roadrunner can flatten the Coyote. Yet again.

Cue James Taylor “Steamroller Blues”.

Smitty!!!

Flat out lie, he saw it coming.

The death of Sluggo.

It does make for a light load for the pallbearers, though.

Man Blind Steamroller

that’s bad ROFLOL

RIP Bob Hoskins!

Reminds me of Who Framed Roger Rabbit when Judge Doom got flattened and curled…

And why are they called steamrollers. Are there still steam-powered ones?

This makes no sense…

Apparently the steamroller operator . didn’t see him either.

Okay guys, you only need to dig this one 5 feet deep. Yep, another one that didn’t see the steam roller.

I warned him to use stick deodorant and not a roll on.

Oy! What a time for the hearing aids to give out.

boy, when she got the news about the accident i bet it just flattened her…

That’s flat-out funny! ;-p

Big wheel keep on turning