The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 11, 2022

Conflict in the Orange Grove; Pulp Friction

Guardians Of The Galaga and Frozen are my personal favorites here.

I want to see BraveFart. Make this movie.

And then are the unsuccessful television comedy treatments:

Adam-13: A pair of unlucky patrol cops

Besmurfed: Clients at a depression treatment clinic.

Chairs: Sales staff at a furniture store.

Cherry Mason: Struggling female bricklayer apprentice.

CHIRPS: Owner and staff at a bird pet store.

Mr. Gilligan’s Neighborhood: Stranded due to gentrification.

I Dream of Wienie: Owner and customers of a Hot Dog stand.

Miami Rice: A struggling Spanish restaurant run by newlyweds.

Taxes: Zany characters that IRS staff encounter.

The last one reminds me of Capt Beefheart.

Famous ‘Bravefart’ quote:" They can take our lives, but they will never take…our flatulence!!!"

For fun, we used to replace the letter N in words with an enye (aka The Pinata N). Try it out loud. Banana = Buhnyahnyah. Minionions triggers that same part of the brain.

Now with surround sound and smell-o-vision.

Second one should be, “The Blue LaScreen”.

I’ve never seen Bravefart, but now I’m interested.

Whenever ArgyleSweater does this series, I yawn and move on. #boring #notfunny (to me, anyway)

30 puns over jokeyo

Frozen. The Geek squad, they’re often snow as molasses.

Cast Away major studio goes bankrupt and lays off everybody.

’Bet the Englishman is praying for a Pee-Hard about now.

Not so Brave they aren’t owning up to it.