The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 11, 2023

Surely you can’t be Cyrus.

what plane are they flying on, Jamaican Airways?

There are wispy Cyrus clouds inside the cabin, wispy cirrus clouds outside.

Smoking in a plane? She’s a twerk.

Fly-By-Night Airlines keeps prices low by using lawn chairs. (Which at least explains no one being buckled in.)

Look at all that legroom!

Didn’t you sit half naked in a swing and sing in a soho strip club.

Hannah Montana has left her a very long time ago!

Between her nasally voice and sounding like a hillbilly, I can’t believe she could ever attract a man.

Smoking, yuck!

Ugh!

Sitting next to Miley for an entire flight might not twerk.

This gives “recreational use” a whole new meaning.

This is a good example of human stupidity. It was originally called the six mile high club (the approximate cruising altitude of a jet airplane). You can be a member of the mile high club by j*****g off in Denver.

Sweet niblets!

I think that little kid drooling already got his share

My lawyer advised me not to comment :)

How did Scott make plane seats look even MORE uncomfortable.

Pretty sure that isn’t permitted on an airplane. (But it’s been years since I’ve flown, so what do I know).

I love the comments about the seating being like lawn chairs. They’ve obviously never been aboard some of the puddle-jumpers I’ve been on. I even caught a ride on a DC-3 out of Bogota once that quite literally had folding lawn chairs U-strapped to the deck. It wasn’t very comfortable, so I went back to the cargo hold and laid down for a nap. You get used to the fact that there are some places a commercial airline can’t go.

No. He used all his Mileys to get his ticket.

That’s clever…

It’s hard to come in like a wrecking ball if you don’t first get real high.

Stewardess, your finest twinkies please.

Once a young lady named Hannah

Smoked on a flight o’er Montana.

As she vaped away,

Her seat-mate did say,

“I take it that’s not a Havana.”

Forgot to draw all the tacky little tattoos.

Smoking anything is just a sign of a weak will and a sick body.