The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 27, 2023

Time for some Brrr-Gay.

you need an ice pick for that one doc!

OUCH!

Icy what you did there.

You expected a different diagnosis from a mad, mad, mad, mad Doc?

Next he’s going to tell him that he’s going to kick, kick, kick, kick the bucket.

Doc, give him some de-icer to get rid of it!

A Level-4 Cold Sore.

One for the record books I would think!

When our weatherman forecasts a very cold day in Bemidgi, MN, he calls it “Brrrr-midgi”.

It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad world

The cold sore is alarming, but I would be more worried about the fact that his hair seems to indicate that he is turning into a Chia Pet.

You’re as cold as iceYou’re willing to sacrifice our love

I was expecting a Hank Williams joke.

It’s gonna be cold cold cold cold cold

Look who’s in the freezer

Uncle Ebenezer

- Fishman / Gordon / McConnell / Anastasio

He should find the woman who gave it to him and give herpes of his mind.

Maybe apply a little heat?

He’s certainly keeping a stiff lower lip.

But he came to the dr about his green hair.

Eww! Nurse!!!!!! STAT!

Icicle cell anemia

Ew.

At least it wasn’t on his nose….

He needs to visit his brother Heat Miser to take care of that.

A barrel of petroleum-jelly will take care of it … in time. Very common in the desert southwest. I’d rather kiss a dog, or horny toad.

This means wart.

Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, digusting comic…