The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 08, 2023

Wanna bet?

It’s good to see him armed.

Gunny pig about to make a break for it!

This looks like it could have been the beginning of a 1990s computer game.

Gunny pig has had it with animal experimentation. Go Gunny!

In grad school we were to learn @ anaphylaxis. A G PIG was sensitized and the class was to observe what happens when it was exposed to the lethal allergen. I had seen several vids of anaphylactic shock; we really didn’t need to kill this GP. The G P was kidnapped the night before the demonstration and lived to a ripe old age.

They need to put the gunny pig in a sack, preferably a gunny sack made of Kevlar!

You go Gunny!

This Guinea ain’t going no where, ya hear?

How much gun could a guinea gunny gun if a guinea gunny could gun gun?

He looks a bit large for that cage.

Gunny Pig: Agent of PETA.

Those electrodes will be going on someone, but it won’t be the furry one.

Uh oh

JoJo Gunn(y)

How guinea do this to that poor rodent?

Another idea: the assistant pronounces Guinea with a soft “g”, and the rodent is shown guzzling a bottle of Gordon’s.

Nope, that’s definitely a gunny pig, not a guinea pig.

I literally laughed out loud at this one! What a riot!

It’s not a pig. A pig with guns would have been funny.

Sounds like a party in the lab!

I used to test tubes at my local Walgreens.

He’s mobbed up and doesn’t appreciate you talking about Italians that way.

“Where did you get this Guinea Pig?” “Uh, in the AB normal section!”

And this little piggy went pow pow pow, all the way home!

“You want to experiment on me? Well, you have to ask yourself, do you feel lucky punk?”

G uinea the gunny, member of GP m afia…

Somebody’s gonna get sacked.

Who says “lol” out loud?

“Probe this, Pal.”

Oopsie.

Actually that’s a gunny-guinea-pig. A gunny pig would be a porker with guns.

Is his name Abbie Normal?