The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 09, 2023

Big Bad wolf gets an Entourage…

The Big Bad Wolf becomes instantly famous as the first influencer on Threads.

In a celebrity-besotted culture, this is one of the consequences.

Protecting Biden’s press corps from REAL questions!

Bag of cocain? HOW DID THAT GET THERE?

I bet BigBAD ate all the eminems.

Big Bad has his own security team, Britney S knows all about them!

Having blown down two houses earlier that day, BBW is greeted at the third by paparazzi. Where are the police? The cops, the fuzz, the… pigs? Why, they’re safely ensconced inside that brick house, with the rest of the swine. At least the press is doing its job, and will document the wolf’s forthcoming humiliation.

Britney S is bringing charges

This is Red – riding in the hood

and Red reporting from the hood

and Red writing ’bout the hood.

The Big Bad Wolf and his Bigger, Badder Bodyguards.

Wolf was harder to find than Waldo, here.

Can’t accuse him of being sheepish.

Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood

You sure are lookin’ good

You’re everything that a big bad wolf could want

Awoooooo!

Hey, that’s Jennifer Lawrence in costume.

Crush those vermin paparazzi!…

Said the big bad Wolf of Wall Street.