The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 16, 2023

She screwed up.

Maybe someone had a screw loose.

she identifies as a drill!

And she’s looking for a good screw.

She can do everything they can. But she just needs a hand.

She should be one of those old-fashioned hand-crank drills.

She must have showed she had some good turns!

She should play golf. She would be a good driver

I do…she screwed somebody!

Even though she identifies as a drill she really isn’t one?

A Yankee, she’s not.

She does the best twists and turns…righty tighty, lefty Lucy!

I got my kid one of these: https://www.lifeisgood.com/men/all-tee-shirts/mens-this-is-not-a-drill—crusher-tee-DYHPFH.html

She’ll be like Rudolph the red nosed reindeer when all their batteries die

Yeah, she’s a total tool!

They needed her to fill the hole in their routine.

The drill team learns their routines bit by bit.

Maybe if she were a Phillips I could understand it

She’s a square peg in a round hole.

Give her a break, all the others are metric….

Just trying to be diverse and inclusive here at Black & Decker U.

She was driven to succeed.

He identifies as a drill.

It certainly doesn’t help that she’s constantly drinking vodka and orange juice.

She has a different handle on the routine.

it took her a while to make the team and when she finally did, she said, better lathe than never…

One fan paid all that money for a ticket in front row center , just to get hammered.

Obviously another equity hire.

Diversity