The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 03, 2023

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Dr. Esau Bones. Clever. Sawbones.

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Keeps abreast of developments.

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago

    She wants to look frightful.

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    Ahuehuete  about 1 year ago

    Give her an ID that says she’s from the IRS

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    Bilan  about 1 year ago

    Change your name to Sheila Kardashian?

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    GreasyOldTam  about 1 year ago

    Get a job as a process server who can walk through doors? And is insensible to bullet wounds?

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    PraiseofFolly  about 1 year ago

    Is the doctor certified to perform Ectoplasmic Surgery?

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    Aussie Down Under  about 1 year ago

    Not a ghost of a chance.

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    phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago

    He could give her a Boo-tox injection.

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    iggyman  about 1 year ago

    Get her to sell car warranties!

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    iggyman  about 1 year ago

    First ghost I saw with eyelashes!

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    jel354  about 1 year ago

    Sheila could start playing for the NY Jets.

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    Direwolf  about 1 year ago

    I prefer natural ghosts

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    kjnrun  about 1 year ago

    Clever

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    DaBump Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Hey, Beavis, it’s funny ’cause it almost said “boob,” heh heh heh, heh heh heh.

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    paulprobujr  about 1 year ago

    Hopefully, he’s not the doctor who operated on Casper.

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    Sir Davecelot  about 1 year ago

    First, lose the lashes.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 year ago

    It’s all covered under Boo Cross Boo Shield.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    Can I suggest a few ripped places surrounded by red?

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    anomaly  about 1 year ago

    Start with an ectoplasm transfusion.

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    cactusbob333  about 1 year ago

    I don’t believe this sheet.

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    marilynnbyerly  about 1 year ago

    Make a human face that’s trying to break through the fabric.

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    Buoy  about 1 year ago

    Try switching the sheet for a diaper.

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    zeexenon  about 1 year ago

    How a prison striped sheet with railroad track stitching?

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Ditch the cutesy eyelashes.

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    Homerville Premium Member about 1 year ago

    A booooooooooob job could be scary.

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    rjarchuleta  about 1 year ago

    I’m glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I saw this!

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    billdaviswords  about 1 year ago

    Should’ve gone to a seamtress instead of a cosmetic surgeon!

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    T...  about 1 year ago

    Check out “EEK!”, they can help…

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