The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 24, 2023

creature from the yellow lagoon

Does he have a bed-webbing problem?

You scared us half to death. You were just fluttering in the breeze. Dry as a cotton ball.

“And it IS okay to have wet dreams.”

Bed-dryer.

I would think they used waterbeds.

Nope. Nope, nope, nope, that just doesn’t work. But I’m laughing at how much it doesn’t work.

If you’re really desperate dad, there’s always the hand in a bucket of warm water trick.

“Mom! Theron dried the bed again.” – Larson

Is this why water beds are not allowed in rentals?

uh… not complaining but is there some reason the Creature from the Black Lagoon is all over the place almost 70years later?

If you drink up piddle work.

Oh, don’t pamper him.

Good one

Mr. and Mrs. Moss have a wonderful son Peat.