The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 15, 2024

you don’t need a priest you need a Doctor!

We must determine if the Dr. intended with Green Eggs and Ham to make the ham green as well as the eggs, or just green eggs with regular ham.

Some geisel make a pun out of anything.

Somebody actually ate the green eggs?

Sam I Am is hiding in her bed pan.

I see the ham is green here, I thought the eggs were to be the green ones!

That’s a Thing or 2 she should have thought about before buying.

Quick, Fr. Henry, the Holy Writ!

If they built on top of an old church, would they get a visit from JeSeuss?

Was she swimming in McElligot’s pool?

This one is particularly clever…!

Agree – this one is clever!

Every time I see a reference to this book I think of Jesse Jackson reading it on SNL

I will haunt you from a car, I will haunt you from afar. I will haunt you from your phone, I will haunt you from a drone.

One your best!

That is so messed up, it’s hilarious!

Shouldn’t they call Richard Simmons? You know, an exorciser.

Poultygass?

Scott should’ve save this gem for pre Halloween!

The ham is green, where are the eggs?

Well, that would explain the green eggs…

Oh man, this is wonderful!!

Time to call The Loraxorcist.

I saw a guy eat a green egg onetime,,,,he barfed for three days and spent the next two weeks in hospital. Moral of this story, don’t take the dare.

Oh The Places You’ll Haunt

That’s why the child is green…beware the upcoming food poisoning, projectile, vomiting

No undercooked pork for me. We sane prefer it plain.

You were supposed to remove the children before you knocked the bookstore down…

Must be the spirit of Marvin. He just won’t leave…

Lol!

When my kids were small, I made green eggs and ham for breakfast and they loved it! ❤️

Time to perform a loraxorcism

And the pea soup?

This is just so clever and adorable!!! ❤️ Thank you, Scott!!!