The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 20, 2024

looking for wood and straw as well

So the shirt got stuck in his teeth when he ate grandma. That took me a few seconds and a second look.

“My, what large eyes you have! And why are they in your mouth?”

Why did Grandma wear a shirt with mirror-image print on it?

Is Big Bad Wolf out of copyright like “Steamboat Willie” Mickey?

Quite an aftertaste!

As Grandmas go, that one DID seem kind of stringy.

“He” is actually a trans-grandma.

Wouldn’t “World’s Best Grandma” be backwards reflected in the mirror? Why is the shirt hanging on the floss to begin with?

So many questions!!

I don’t remember eating that!

Ewwwww.

The mirror image should be reversed. Or else Grandma went around with a shirt with the print reading backwards.

To everyone commenting on the writing on the shirt, maybe it is WE who are in the mirror universe, looking out into the “real” world. (Deep thoughts for the early morning.)

You’re supposed to remove the wrapping before you eat.

More blood!

Next up…pepto bismol

Is there a red bonnet in there too?

Grossly funny!

Poor Gramdma! She didn’t know what hit her…..

I might have solved my Christmas trip quandary. Solvang. Haven’t been there in years. In fact, it was the first Christmas trip that we ever took after we got married. My sister drove down from San Francisco to meet us. It was there that I decided I had cooked my last big holiday meal. We’d gone out for dinner to a buffet place and I got up to get more of something. Brad commented that I NEVER had seconds. I looked at him and said:I have not been up since 3 AM slicing, dicing, chopping, mixing and bakingI do not smell like turkey and dressingMy feet are not killing me.My back doesn’t hurt.Someone else is going to wash all of the dishes, pot and pans. Someone else is going to figure out where to put the leftovers in the fridge.I have cooked my last big meal.

Later: “What well-flossed big teeth you have, Grandma.”

Yes, you should.

That’s what he gets for wolfing down his meals.

See, Mr. Hilburn, the really funny thing about mirrors is that they’ve recently started to reverse things left to right and not up and down, so Grannie’s shirt must have been printed backwards.

This may actually be a porker-corker.