Transform that frown, upside down!
Transformers down on their luck!!
Does Goldbug have a Ninja Turtle decal on his chest?
“Do these mudflaps make my trunk look big?”
To be honest, he needs to loose the “sexy lady” mudflaps and go for the Yosemite Sam “Back Off!” ones.
Pessimissus Prime is sick of listening to his whining. She just wants him out of the house, so she can have a little peace and quiet.
Good one!
Why Pessimus?
Sounds like he’s past his prime.
“Since I can’t beat him, I might as well join him; an orgy of death and destruction sounds like fun.”
More than meets the eye
He’s right about the mud flaps.
I think Optimus is having a depressive episode; hence the Pessimus.
I can sympathize with the “can’t afford gas” part.
They’re always having Autobot-y experiences.
Yes, those mudflaps are ridiculous!
They hide your lower dimples, Pessimus Prime! But Mergatroid will still laugh at you!!!
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my bot’s got ’em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
— Guest / Shearer /McKean / Reiner
He’s a giant truck making deliveries for Amazon – of course he get free Prime
“No, not at all Pessimus. Those mudflaps are very…cool”
(turns around, giggling)
The maintenance on one of those things would be absurd. Too many functions and maybe a little too Japanese. :)
Even worse, they’ve issued a recall.
It’d be funny if the mudflaps were like a sexy refrigerator or something.
I like that one is ‘drinking’ STP.
“Talk about Mud Flaps! My Bot’s got ’em!”
ronaldspence 8 months ago
Transform that frown, upside down!
SHIVA 8 months ago
Transformers down on their luck!!
enigmamz 8 months ago
Does Goldbug have a Ninja Turtle decal on his chest?
TonysSon 8 months ago
“Do these mudflaps make my trunk look big?”
TonysSon 8 months ago
To be honest, he needs to loose the “sexy lady” mudflaps and go for the Yosemite Sam “Back Off!” ones.
phritzg Premium Member 8 months ago
Pessimissus Prime is sick of listening to his whining. She just wants him out of the house, so she can have a little peace and quiet.
iggyman 8 months ago
Good one!
Darryl Heine 8 months ago
Why Pessimus?
cdward 8 months ago
Sounds like he’s past his prime.
prrdh 8 months ago
“Since I can’t beat him, I might as well join him; an orgy of death and destruction sounds like fun.”
[Traveler] Premium Member 8 months ago
More than meets the eye
uniquename 8 months ago
He’s right about the mud flaps.
ladykat 8 months ago
I think Optimus is having a depressive episode; hence the Pessimus.
VKent 8 months ago
I can sympathize with the “can’t afford gas” part.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 8 months ago
They’re always having Autobot-y experiences.
nsaber 8 months ago
Yes, those mudflaps are ridiculous!
paranormal 8 months ago
They hide your lower dimples, Pessimus Prime! But Mergatroid will still laugh at you!!!
mfrasca 8 months ago
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my bot’s got ’em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
— Guest / Shearer /McKean / Reiner
oish 8 months ago
He’s a giant truck making deliveries for Amazon – of course he get free Prime
syzygy47 8 months ago
“No, not at all Pessimus. Those mudflaps are very…cool”
(turns around, giggling)
mistercatworks 8 months ago
The maintenance on one of those things would be absurd. Too many functions and maybe a little too Japanese. :)
Lablubber 8 months ago
Even worse, they’ve issued a recall.
Buoy 8 months ago
It’d be funny if the mudflaps were like a sexy refrigerator or something.
MissScarlet Premium Member 8 months ago
I like that one is ‘drinking’ STP.
SavannahJim Premium Member 8 months ago
“Talk about Mud Flaps! My Bot’s got ’em!”