The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 01, 2024

I’ll bet Egypt them on the price of installation.

How often does it rain in Egypt??

Sadly, I expect the answer is “That’s the joke!”

We are not worthy. We are not worthy. We are not worthy!

Better than John Smith who sold freezers to Eskimos.

He he charge a “Phar-oh Price”?!

“How much will the down payment be?” “Ach, nuttin’ is required right now.”

At least they weren’t so foolish as to buy Leaf Guards®.

And the people cheered: Ra!

He joins Ralph Johnson (Farside) in the Salesman Hall of Fame.

Very good ’toon and comments today. Bravo!

Without eaves, the entire surface of the pyramid would still get wet if it ever decided to rain in the desert. Better off installing a french drain around the base – if only they could find enough porous material to surround the base of the pyramid with…

Next stop, the Sphinx!

Are those gutters or downspouts? “Gutterspouts”? Downgutters"? The world wonders?

Just another pyramid scheme.

Next, it’s selling refrigerators on the North Pole.

It’s funnier in my head.

Keep the sewer drains clear or there will be a big sphinx .

Imagine how the Lego salesman made out before him. Not to mention the temp labor service.

He’ll be even more of a legend if he can sell them Leaf Guards in the desert too.

Now it needs vinyl siding

He came back the next day and sold them shingles and solar panels.

His mind was always in the gutter.

Next, on his way to sell northern Alaskan’s freezers.

They should’ve gone with the aluminum siding salesman.

Never buy anything from a rich salesperson. Always hire a rich lawyer.

It was part of a pyramid scheme

He was the Tut’l package.

they’re not concerned that they’re money’s going down the drain…

Bet that paper money is papyrus