The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 17, 2024

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    zmech13 Premium Member 6 months ago

    The better trick is Siegfried and Roy being alive.

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    a sage  6 months ago

    Not to mention the better halves.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 6 months ago

    She’s fortunate as it is to be divided in two. The cartoonist could have drawn and quartered her.

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member 6 months ago

    Brings to mind the Afterlife waiting room in the movie Beetlejuice, where he tries to feel up the bottom half of the woman, and gets slapped by her top half for his unwelcome advances.

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    She also has a split personality!

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    Note the picture on the wall!

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    Queen of America  6 months ago

    I’ve read what ‘drawn and quartered’ meant and it was a pretty gruesome way to die.

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    jel354  6 months ago

    I don’t know what the magician “saw” in her.

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    gokar 4,la  6 months ago

    Guess dying doesn’t stop you from partying…magicians!

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    dbrucepm  6 months ago

    which half is the better half of the better half

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    Prey  6 months ago

    Now that´s what I call schizophrenic!

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    uniquename  6 months ago

    She’s well put together most of the time.

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    oish  6 months ago

    That must be David Cop-a-feel

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    JamesStone1  6 months ago

    David Blaine and Doug Henning making an appearance. I don’t know who the red bowtie man is supposed to be based on.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  6 months ago

    How many half sisters now?

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    zeexenon  6 months ago

    And, Roy, he’s not feline your fears.

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    She’s having trouble getting her act together.

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    the lost wizard  6 months ago

    I heard the you two split up. :)

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    P51Strega  6 months ago

    She looks bored, like the magic has gone out of their relationship.

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    Lablubber   6 months ago

    The marriage isn’t doing well. She’s beside herself.

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    scottland1013  6 months ago

    Aren’t those guys dead?

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    jsimpso1  6 months ago

    R.I.P. Siegfried Fischbacher (June 13, 1939 – January 13, 2021) and Roy Horn (October 3, 1944 – May 8, 2020). This must be the Afterlife waiting room from Beetlejuice.

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    Buoy  6 months ago

    The top half does Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and the bottom half Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday. She get’s Saturday’s off.

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    christelisbetty  6 months ago

    Is that the magician from "Rabbits Against Magic " ?

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    SavannahJim Premium Member 6 months ago

    Wow! How’d she ever get the night off from “Rabbits Against Magic”?

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