The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 04, 2024

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    Shouldn’t that be Jason and the Ascot Knot?

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 6 months ago

    Jason: “The Fox chases the rabbit around the tree twice, ergo . . . knot!”

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    danketaz Premium Member 6 months ago

    Arrgh!

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    SNVBD  6 months ago

    Better to chase a rabbit than go down a rabbit hole.

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    nosirrom  6 months ago

    He’s knot up to the task.

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    Best go get a clip-on!

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    The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago

    Embarrassed by his fashion failure, Jason decided to wear a hockey mask instead.

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    Olden Woof Premium Member 6 months ago

    Windsor Shminser

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    Aussie Down Under  6 months ago

    Clever

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member 6 months ago

    It’s knot as easy as you think.

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    Direwolf  6 months ago

    That may be the most tortured pun you’ve ever done.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 6 months ago

    Hey, I saw the Argo movie, and I remember the funny thing they said to each other, “Argo ….. yourself”

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 6 months ago

    I remember well how to tie a Windsor knot because I had so many years practice but I’ve not touched a tie since I retired 28 years ago.

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    scottjmowry Premium Member 6 months ago

    Medea will tie it for him, just like she fixed everything else.

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    uniquename  6 months ago

    Fox chases the rabbit? Sounds like he’s trying to tie a bowline knot.

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    William Bednar Premium Member 6 months ago

    Just imagine if it were a bow tie! I never could get that right. So, I opted for clip-on.

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    DaBump Premium Member 6 months ago

    Okay, what kind of mind jumps from “Jason and the Argonauts” to THIS? LOL.

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    prrdh  6 months ago

    So could we have some instruction on how to tie the Argo knot?

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    mokspr Premium Member 6 months ago

    Maybe one of those cowboy “string ties” would work better for you Jay.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    This is much ado about knotting.

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    stamps  6 months ago

    Looks like he’s got his knickers in a knot as well.

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    zeexenon  6 months ago

    ’Retired in 2K, went to a funeral last month and forgot how to tie the cotton-picken thing, and had no choice but to go commando.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    Tie it right once. Then loosen to remove, and never tie the knot again.

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    Lablubber   6 months ago

    He’s fit to be tied.

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    cuteswan Premium Member 6 months ago

    Someone should prank Jason by hiding his pteruges and make him tie a bunch of ties around his waist instead.

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    gopher gofer  6 months ago

    jason just wants to go out and tie one on…

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    Digital Frog  6 months ago

    I can understand why he went after the gold, but why the fleas?

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    tee929  6 months ago

    “Screw the tie, just go “tie one on”……

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 6 months ago

    Tying a Windsor knot is “child’s play” compared with tying a Gordian knot. Of course, you’d have to get Alexander the Great to “untie” it!

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member 6 months ago

    Try a 3/4 Windsor Knot. It’s tidier, and uses less tie. (I REFUSE to use a 4-in-hand knot. It’s not symmetrical, and makes my OCD go “YOINK! YOINK!”)

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