The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 12, 2024

Wouldn’t a boomerang fly on Qantas?

It is if you’re a frisbee.

Hunting boomerang(And I’m in Brisbane!!!) Yay

When I throw one, it’s always one-way.

Boomer … You Rang?

Shouldn’t “Boomy” be able to fly round-trip himself?

Is he an expat?

My boomerang won’t back I can ride a kangaroo (yeah, yeah) Make kinkijou stew (yeah, yeah) Lyrics: My Boomerang Won’t Come BAck

If you are a good shot with one they NEVER come back.

It’s just a stick ( check that out on Bad Lip Reading)

He’s only flown solo before. And he has only taken short flights. He has always comes right back when he flies himself. He has never experienced being a passenger where someone else is doing the flying.

Thought it was an earthworm until I read the comments. Joke doesn’t work for earthworms…

Have you every gone two ways on one trip? How can you be in two places at once when you’re not anywhere at all?

“I waved the thing all over the place,Practiced ’til I was blue in the face!”

Yes, find your identical twin, epoxy, each lie flat on a table, and glue your wingtips together.

Gotta be a round trip for this dude.

Shouldn’t he be flying Qantas?