The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 25, 2024

Like the sun dial as a clock in the dark bedroom….

I see you purchased from only the finest establishment, too: McDonald’s!

At least you had a good wreath-on.

Just don’t let XLV become XLVII

Had to google “sleep number bed”. Turns out that it’s a bed with an adjustable air mattress, and has been around for a while, but I’d never heard of it.

It’s fun figuring out Roman numerals, I try to read copyright dates on movie titles!

Beware the ides of merch

Reminds me of the old math joke. There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

He really can’t be still in that bed. After all, he’s roman around.

So what? Try something funny.

The Sleeporama 3000?

Interesting… how did they pronounce numbers? I’m bothered by “an” before “fourteen”.

Looks like that bed belongs to Ronald McDonald. It’s got his monogram…

It appears in Roman times, McDonald’s sold bedroom suites.

Remember, Jule, your side is water so beware the ides of March.

That guy is such a Doric. I would say he’s a Zero, but they didn’t have those in that day.

Just before the Tempurpedic wars.

Thanks for the plug. /s/ Sleep Number

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says “five beers”!

The sundial on the bedside table must be very effective. If you want it to always be in snooze mode.

Check out their Roman noses!