The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 11, 2024

I don’t know if men will appreciate this but menopausal or post menopausal women sure will.

Would a real Hot Flash say “Sure” so quickly?

That burns.

Apparently, real women don’t have hot flashes. They have power surges.

My ex was like that and she wasn’t even having hot flashes. She just had hot hands. Feet too.

He likes having a hot wife.

And if his wife holds his cup after he’s made her mad, she can make iced coffee for him.

I have known women standing outside in the middle of winter to try to deal with a hot flash, not fun I guess.

I thought that the customer was Hon, not the waitress.

Do women ever dress like that at home?

My Little Margie is still at that delightful age. Throwing our sheets to the wind.

Back then I learned to dislike pullovers, zip open to cool faster. hated the mood swings.

She’s got her own internal heat wave.

A warm relationship.

Microwave mama.

Women love jokes about menopause. /s

Men, have someone inject you with hormones at random intervals when you are middle-aged before you laugh too hard.

It only takes a womans touch.

I was asked if there were hot women at the bar. I responded that I didn’t have a thermometer.

that brainstorm came to him in a flash…

“Sure” she minds?