The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 27, 2024

Should be at every Halloween Party!

So the vampires have the courtesy to leave the women alone when nature calls.

Witches Warlocks!

Shouldn’t that be Mummies and Deadies

Jack o lantern and Jill o lantern.

Would the Headless Horsewoman’s sign show her riding sidesaddle?

The Blob, one door, mix gender.

Shouldn’t the Witches be switches… um, switched?

Zombies and Zombettes?

Shouldn’t the witch hat be on the female side and the wizard hat be on the male side? Although, there are male witches,

The werewolves are the best signs. I could see them being used in some English pub.

Far left and far right are FUBAR.

Buoys and Gulls (say that at a harborside place here…)

Boo Radleys, Boo Lindas.

Witches would be scared of the water closet.

This one is really good

It’s ironic that the ghosts don’t need restrooms cause they sure know their sheet.

Brooms/ No Brooms?!

Swamp thing doesn’t need one cause he just goes in the water.

Uh? I don’t get it! Maybe ‘cause i’m not american?

“Excuse me, I need to use the little Warlocks’ room.”

Actually saw the dog one in Nassau.

The vampire signs are not accurate. The picture suggests that only men are vampires, and only women are their victims.