The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 30, 2024

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    Seth down  1 day ago

    Sheet happens

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    MeanBob Premium Member 1 day ago

    Well, somebody’s gotta say it. "That’s what’s wrong with this country, Nobody gives a sheet!

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  1 day ago

    A sad commentary on modern afterlife.

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    Bwucie  1 day ago

    Au contraire. It’s just the spirit!

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    swadeparker Premium Member 1 day ago

    I’d give you the sheet off my back.

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    Gent  1 day ago

    Life is sheet eh.

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    nosirrom  1 day ago

    What happened? Was he scared sheetless?

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  1 day ago

    Probably lost it to the tax man.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 1 day ago

    So sad, he doesn’t even own a holey sheet!

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    nyrB Premium Member 1 day ago

    but… if they give a sheet won’t they be sheetless themselves? it’s not like they’re carrying around a spare sheet.

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    Hoosier Guy  1 day ago

    I don’t know about some street beggars, especially young men, standing on street corners with their signs. It takes some physical stamina to stand there for hours in the sun. I fight the urge to tell them, “Lowe’s is hiring! Menards is hiring! Walmart is hiring! Meijer is hiring!”

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    PraiseofFolly  1 day ago

    “Brother, can you spare some slime?”

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    Kaputnik  1 day ago

    One spirit gave him some shoe polish. I guess he didn’t know sheet from Shinola.

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    NCGalFromNJ  1 day ago

    Way too funny!

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    Doug K  1 day ago

    Why be concerned about him? … “There’s nothing to see here.”

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    Steverino Premium Member 1 day ago

    I don’t give a sheet!

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    Slowly, he turned...  1 day ago

    He just needs to get his sheet together!

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    wongo  1 day ago

    I don’t give a sheet!

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    pakratt  1 day ago

    TACO BELL IS ALWAYS HIRING!!!

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    Chris  1 day ago

    hey look, it’s a floating talking cup! :D

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 1 day ago

    He’d settle for a pillow case but he’s afraid he’d exposes the nether region.

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    Skeptical Meg  1 day ago

    Give a sheet, take a sheet.

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    DaBump Premium Member 1 day ago

    Somebody get that ghost a sheet! He’s nekkid in public!

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    oish  1 day ago

    When you lose all your linens and things, it’s time to think about going to bed, bath and the great beyond

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    j.l.farmer  1 day ago

    Does he expect them to give up their own?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  1 day ago

    He’s sheet outta luck.

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    zeexenon  1 day ago

    Don’t do it, folks … the resulting total will equal three sheets to the wind.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 1 day ago

    The case for pillows.

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    cuzinron47  1 day ago

    You should be ashamed of yourself, out in public naked.

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    anomaly  1 day ago

    Or even just a pillowcase?

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member 1 day ago

    “…I’m the best sheet slitter that ever slit a sheet!”

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    Lablubber   about 23 hours ago

    Nothing to see here.

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    Bilan  about 22 hours ago

    They just ignore him as if they don’t even see him.

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    TheWildSow  about 22 hours ago

    One of our local panhandlers has a sign that says “Too Ugly For P0rn”! I think that’s creative enough that I figured I’d give him a buck or 2 next time I see him. But I haven’t seen him lately.

    Maybe he found about about Rule 34?

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    PaulGoes  about 19 hours ago

    They just don’t give a sheet

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    6turtle9  about 19 hours ago

    Wow. I wonder what scared him sheetless.

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    gopher gofer  about 17 hours ago

    poor guy. it’s like he’s invisible to them…

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