The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 30, 2024

Sheet happens

Well, somebody’s gotta say it. "That’s what’s wrong with this country, Nobody gives a sheet!

A sad commentary on modern afterlife.

Au contraire. It’s just the spirit!

I’d give you the sheet off my back.

Life is sheet eh.

What happened? Was he scared sheetless?

Probably lost it to the tax man.

So sad, he doesn’t even own a holey sheet!

but… if they give a sheet won’t they be sheetless themselves? it’s not like they’re carrying around a spare sheet.

I don’t know about some street beggars, especially young men, standing on street corners with their signs. It takes some physical stamina to stand there for hours in the sun. I fight the urge to tell them, “Lowe’s is hiring! Menards is hiring! Walmart is hiring! Meijer is hiring!”

“Brother, can you spare some slime?”

One spirit gave him some shoe polish. I guess he didn’t know sheet from Shinola.

Way too funny!

Why be concerned about him? … “There’s nothing to see here.”

I don’t give a sheet!

He just needs to get his sheet together!

I don’t give a sheet!

TACO BELL IS ALWAYS HIRING!!!

hey look, it’s a floating talking cup! :D

He’d settle for a pillow case but he’s afraid he’d exposes the nether region.

Give a sheet, take a sheet.

Somebody get that ghost a sheet! He’s nekkid in public!

When you lose all your linens and things, it’s time to think about going to bed, bath and the great beyond

Does he expect them to give up their own?

He’s sheet outta luck.

Don’t do it, folks … the resulting total will equal three sheets to the wind.

The case for pillows.

You should be ashamed of yourself, out in public naked.

Or even just a pillowcase?

“…I’m the best sheet slitter that ever slit a sheet!”

Nothing to see here.

They just ignore him as if they don’t even see him.

One of our local panhandlers has a sign that says “Too Ugly For P0rn”! I think that’s creative enough that I figured I’d give him a buck or 2 next time I see him. But I haven’t seen him lately.

Maybe he found about about Rule 34?

They just don’t give a sheet

Wow. I wonder what scared him sheetless.

poor guy. it’s like he’s invisible to them…